Shoes are for losers

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

ladyofthelagoon:

renegadepineapple:

brownpaperpackagestiedupinstring:

This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.

fUck

one year the university of chicago’s admission essay was “relate play-doh to plato” and i wish i could have applied and just sent this picture

ladyofthelagoon:

renegadepineapple:

brownpaperpackagestiedupinstring:

This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.

fUck

one year the university of chicago’s admission essay was “relate play-doh to plato” and i wish i could have applied and just sent this picture

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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everything-is-gay-woo:

pondlifeforme:

 9x10 | 9x18

            ↳ Destiel + Manhandling

Aka Dean, Castiel, and their complete disregard for personal space.

I love how in both those scene you have someone (crowley or sam) just directly staring at them and think How the fuck are they no making out already. 

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ex-vengeance-demon:

I made this into a ringtone for my phone, and I thought I’d share it.

whorchacha:

I’m crying because Ezra’s falsetto